The Unicorn Never Had A Chance

Dead HTG Land,

As founder and unofficial leader of The Slacker Mafia, I have been asked to kick things off. Welcome to our world. It is here you will be able to keep up on our everyday life. It will also be the only place you will be able to find Slacker Mafia Posters, Trailers, Casting News, and movie projects on the way.

We are officially back to save HTG from what we've observed it become. You're a joke without us. An E-Fed? A Never Dump a Vengeful Alcoholic sequel? Three Hour Video Game Adaptations? Mac releasing movies? I can't believe Bishop and I defended this place when The Crybabies came back to outsmart you.

Marlowe, Broderick, Newman, and MC can only write so many scripts to bail the rest of you hacks out. What happened to the rest of you? Teufel? Cassy? Lucian? You're parodies of your former selves. It's embarrassing. I can fall asleep on my keyboard and wake up with something more creative on my Final Draft than the trite work you all churn out.

Dust.

Trixie