Today it was decided that our rather modest, humble group expand. We've been all over the globe searching for a replacement since Misio's departure from the game. There has been an undervalued, hidden gem bubbling in the Great North. We poked him and now he's ready to burst. His name is Andrew Newman and he's clearly better than all of you. His accolades speak for themselves. I'll let you all go to the HTGMDB to discover them. I want to speak about his character.
This kid has more untapped potential in one pinky than most of you peasants have in your entire bodies. He's been a slave to you "big guns" for way too long. Shit, his award winning picture, THE PROJECTIONIST, was released by a studio that is the primary home of a glorified video game wrestling diary. We feel that with proper motivation and surrounded by a group of peers that legitimately care about creative writing he will not only be able to win numerous Best Producer Awards, but he will also have a lengthy and profitable career in real life.
If we're all talk, how come all the best players here want to join so badly? Meditate on that.
Dust.
Trixie.
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That "glorified video game wrestling diary" is one hell of an entertaining series that is growing and getting better with every show/film. You could only be so lucky.
Waitasec... Isn't Bryan Bishop, a member of this so-called Slacker Mafia, a participant in that wrestling thing?
What happened to this blog? Has the appearance of French Fry Five thrown the slackers off their game?
Speaking of game, what about that Tom Brady. Ouch.
And speaking of Tom Brady, did you ever see that episode of the Brady Bunch where Buddy Hitton kept making fun of Cindy's lisp? He learned his lesson in the end. Stupid bullies.
You know who else was a bully? Guy Tygood. He used to throw rocks at all us kids when we were riding out bikes. He got his, too. Some dog bit him.
Man, that sounds good right now. A chili dog with onions and cheese. Delicious, man. Delicious. I'm going to run and get me one. See you later!
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